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This is a transcribed copy for the episode "The Perception of Evil". Feel free to edit or add to this page as long as the information comes directly from the episode.
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Black Hat

Black Hat here, to make your most wicked thoughts come to life! Literally!

Dr. Flug

This machine takes the most evil thing you can imagine, and makes it real! For example…
Dr. Flug fires the Evil ray onto a table. The camera pans to where the ray fires, revealing it created a mayonnaise sandwich.

Black Hat

This sandwich is the most evil thing you could think of!?

Dr. Flug

Statistically speaking, s-seven out of— (Black Hat steals the ray from him, and fires it; it creates an exact clone of Black Hat) oh!

Black Hat

It works! The most evil thing I could think of was me, and here I am.

Black Hat clone

Hello, dear sir.

5.0.5.

5.0.5. enters the room, and grabs the Evil ray.

Black Hat & his clone

5.0.5., put that down!

5.0.5.

5.0.5. fires the ray, creating Monstrous Black Hat. He then tosses the Evil ray into the hands of the dreadful doppelgänger, screams, and runs away.

Earl

(Incoherent mumbling)

Black Hat, his clone, & Dr. Flug

(Sounds of disgust)

Dr. Flug

What?

Demencia

(Laughs) Four Black Hats!

Black Hat & his clone

Get out of here, Demencia!

Demencia

I want my own!

Dr. Flug

Demencia, no!
Demencia fires the Evil ray, creating Sexy Black Hat.

Sexy Black Hat

Flug, get me my evil lotion for my evil, awesome body!
(Demencia clings to him) The most evil thing I could think of is leaving the audience wishing for more…

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