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Black Hat

Greetings! This is Black Hat, here to introduce the latest buy it, (the camera zooms in as Black Hat turns demonic, and fire burns behind him) OR ELSE, (return to normal) in my catalog! The Medusa Device! (while throwing a Medusa head into the machine) This malevolent machine can create imposing statues of the most important thing in your life: you!
Black Hat creates a statue of himself, showing him angrily scowling.

Black Hat

(Black Hat is shown with the exact same expression as the statue) What's this!? I don't look like that! (Black Hat rushes over to the machine, pushing the others out of the way) Get away, I'll show you how it's done!
Black Hat creates another statue, showing him ruling benevolently over the others. He then laughs, and 5.0.5. creates a statue, showing Black Hat giving 5.0.5. a piggy-back ride.

Black Hat

Huh!? Why you little-

Dr. Flug

I-I'll fix it sir!
Another statue is created, showing Black Hat sitting on Dr. Flug.

Black Hat

Better.
Demencia creates a statue, it shows a muscular Black Hat holding Demencia in his lap.

Black Hat

What!?

Demencia

(flirtatiously) Rawr.

Black Hat

Blast it!
Everyone creates statues, yelling incoherently, and the statues flash by quickly.

Black Hat

(demonically) ENOUGH! (Black Hat tires to make a statue, but it doesn't work) Flug! What's wrong with this bloody thing!?

Dr. Flug

I'm afraid it ran out of power sir...
The camera zooms in on a statue of 5.0.5. hugging the others. They're all smiling, and surrounded by cute animals. Black Hat facepalms and rips part of his face off.

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