Horrible Holidays/Transcript

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Black Hat	Season's greetings! (Laughs maniacally)
	Briefly cuts to static.
Black Hat	It is Black Hat, with a special message to eradicate this hideous occasion with these!
	Camera pans to show a Christmas-decorated room full of pipes and screens displaying Black Hat Organization's symbol. 5.0.5., Dr. Flug and Demencia, dressed in Christmas-related outfits, are surrounding an imposing Hat-bot.
Black Hat	My inglorious Hat-bots!
	Cuts to Dr. Flug manipulating the robot's control panel, and selecting what seems to be a "cartoon producer" level of evilness. Cuts back to the Hat-bot, which proceeds to snatch from 5.0.5. a present he was holding and immediately tramples it down, shortly before burning the gift to ashes.
Dr. Flug	These mechanical henchmen will bring chaos and mayhem to this jolly season.
	Cuts to Dr. Flug choosing an "almost Black Hat" level of evilness on the Hat-bot's control panel. Cuts back to the robot, whose eyes turn from green to red.
Dr. Flug	All controlled from this portable— (Screams as the controller is flung on the ground by the Hat-bot, igniting spontaneously, which almost instantaneously causes the robot to begin to short-circuit. As its eyes change from red to blue, the robot ends up embracing the trio.)
Hat-bot	Friends.
Black Hat	(Walking towards the group) What's the meaning of this?
Dr. Flug	I-I think we put it in nice mode, sir!
Hat-bot	You need to lighten up, sir.
Black Hat	I'll show you how to light up, you little—
	Black Hat leaps on the Hat-bot. Before he lands, the camera cuts to show some sort of Christmas card expressing Black Hat Organization Christmas greetings. After a brief moment, the camera cuts back to Black Hat, rabidly ripping apart the Hat-bot in front of his henchmen.