Bigger, Badder/Transcript

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Black Hat	Hello my villainous viewers! It is I, Black Hat! Here once again to provide you with the latest items to destroy all the goody-goody two-shoes in your life. Dr. Flug, is the shrink ray ready?
Dr. Flug	(Dr. Flug hands Black Hat the ray gun) All built to your specifications. Mister Black Hat, sir?
	Briefly cut to static.
Black Hat	If there's problems in your life, this device will let you shrink them out of your way!
Dr. Flug	(Zooms in on the ray gun) And you just flip this switch if you want something back to normal size.
Black Hat	Now some of you may be thinking, ‘Will this work on my enemies?’ Let's try out and see! 5.0.5.?
	Black Hat fires the ray gun at 5.0.5., shrinking him.
Dr. Flug	So, you like it?
Black Hat	Of course I do, you idiot!
	Black Hat fires the gun at 5.0.5. again, causing him to grow to a gigantic size.
Black Hat	What the-?
	5.0.5. grows so large he bursts out of the manor. He begins walking outside, crushing cars, and walking towards the city. Screams can be heard in the background.
Black Hat	We're now... (Black Hat pushes Dr. Flug to the ground) running a new special! Giant monster sized bear, perfect for stampeding through your town! Any takers?